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Stop press

Our agents do the work from start to finish. They do not get the last word. Before anything leaves the building, the press stops and a person signs. These are the rules of the gate. They are not for sale.

The four rules of the gate

  1. I

    Money waits

    Nothing that pays, charges, refunds or moves money goes out on an agent’s say-so. A named person at your firm signs it first.

  2. II

    Promises wait

    Nothing that commits your firm to a customer, a price or a date is sent unsigned. The agent drafts it. A person decides.

  3. III

    People wait

    Decisions about a person are made by a person. An agent may prepare the file. It does not decide.

  4. IV

    Nobody signs blind

    The person signing sees what the agent did and what it was unsure of. The signature, and who gave it, is kept.

The moon is mad. The gate is not.

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Name the one job you would hand over. The Night Editor drafts your firm’s front page, dated one moon from now, and a person at Lunatic Labs reads and signs it before it is sent to you. Then, if you like: shall we make it true? Twenty minutes.

Stop press. Nothing prints until you sign.