Seas of Crises, Cold and the Known · Marsh of Decay · Sea of Vapours
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What we build, set as small ads. Lunatic Labs builds AI agents that do a job from start to finish, with a person signing it off. Circle the ones you want in red pen. Your clippings travel with your subscription.
Wanted: one tedious job
Weekly or monthly. Must eat hours. Must be checkable. No experience necessary on your part. Apply by coupon.
Click to circle it in red penMonth-end, done overnight
Invoices matched. Accounts reconciled. Missing paperwork chased. The month-end pack prepared while your finance team sleeps. Your people open the exceptions, not the spreadsheet, and a named person signs before anything moves.
Click to circle it in red penCold leads warmed. Follow-ups followed up.
Research on the firm, a first draft that reads like you wrote it, and the follow-up nobody remembered to send. All of it waiting when you sit down. Nothing is sent until someone says yes.
Click to circle it in red penOne brain for the business
Everything the firm knows, from the price list to why we stopped using that supplier, written down and joined up. People and agents answer from the same facts. New staff stop asking the one person who knows.
Click to circle it in red penThe spreadsheet you inherited
Thirty tabs. Two of them matter. Nobody knows who built it and everybody is afraid to sort it. We read it, write down what it actually does, and turn it into a job an agent can run and a person can check. The spreadsheet may keep its name.
Click to circle it in red penWe do not sell chatbots
Nor demos that only work on stage, nor anything described as revolutionary. A chatbot helps with the work. An agent does the work, from start to finish, and a person signs it. We print only the second kind.
Click to circle it in red penAny job a person can check
Quotes. Orders. Onboarding forms. The weekly report. The inbox nobody owns. If a person in your firm does it the same way every week and could tell you whether it was done right, it is a candidate.
Click to circle it in red penHuman signatory
Existing staff only. Must be able to say no. Duties: read what the agent did, sign what is right, send back what is not. Money, promises and people wait for you. The gate.
Click to circle it in red penLost: Thursday afternoons
Last seen inside a reconciliation. Answers to “I’ll just finish this”. Reward offered. Finder may keep the reconciliation.
Click to circle it in red penFinance director seeks month-end that ends
Patient, organised, fond of a tidy ledger. Seeks a close that finishes before the next one starts. No time-wasters. Several time-savers welcome.
Click to circle it in red penBox number: the coupon
Name the one job. The Night Editor drafts your firm’s front page, dated one moon from now. A person reads it before it is sent. Then, if you like, twenty minutes to make it true. The coupon.
Click to circle it in red penHow the agents work is on the far side. We walk you through it under NDA.