Aries 21 Mar to 19 Apr
Pick one job and only one. The others will still be there; that is rather the problem.
Lake of Dreams · Lacus Somniorum
Your stars
Written for finance directors, by the real moon. They change when it does.
Taurus 20 Apr to 20 May
Somebody will suggest a dashboard. Resist. Ask what job the dashboard was meant to do.
Gemini 21 May to 20 Jun
A good night to admit which spreadsheet frightens you. Write its name down.
Cancer 21 Jun to 22 Jul
The agent runs beside your people. Let them disagree with it. They are usually right, and it remembers.
Leo 23 Jul to 22 Aug
A night for bold plans and careful signatures. The second makes the first possible.
Virgo 23 Aug to 22 Sep
Jupiter is in the general ledger. Do not ask what that means. Reconcile it anyway.
Libra 23 Sep to 22 Oct
Last checks favour the patient. Read the exceptions. Sign the ones you understand.
Scorpio 23 Oct to 21 Nov
An old spreadsheet will try to make a comeback. It knows what it did.
Sagittarius 22 Nov to 21 Dec
Mars opposes your month-end. Mars has not met your new process.
Capricorn 22 Dec to 19 Jan
You will finish before lunch and not know what to do with the afternoon. Try strategy.
Aquarius 20 Jan to 18 Feb
The stars note you went home on time on Tuesday. They have told nobody.
Pisces 19 Feb to 20 Mar
Around the new moon, something goes live. You will be suspicious of the quiet. That is normal.
Horoscopes are for entertainment. The moon phase is real; we work it out from the positions of the sun and moon. The work we build is signed off by a person, not the stars. The coupon.